when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
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I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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