Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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It's rum buckets o'clock
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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