He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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