escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
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well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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