You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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