Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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