I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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