I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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