dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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