best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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