just come out here and I will go home with you...
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
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I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
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Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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