We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Jerry, you need to find god
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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