i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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