You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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