i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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