So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
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I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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