I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
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Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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