he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
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soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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