Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Are we still banned from the library?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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