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say what?
wanna hang out?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
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Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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