You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Randomize
