Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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