New low: just hacked my moms facebook
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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