Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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