he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
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I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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