butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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