I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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