too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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