Got a toothbrush?
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
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After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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