Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
this just has baby written all over it
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
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oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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