i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
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I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I want to fling myself into the sun
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Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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