Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
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Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
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the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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