I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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