ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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