We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
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I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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