We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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