its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
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see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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