She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize