they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
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the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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