ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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