I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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