I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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