Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
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Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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