We're like a lot better than the average bears
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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