She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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