Don't make out with my wife yet
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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