nut hugger
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Your cock deserves a montage
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
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