I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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