i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I just forgot I was standing up.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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