He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
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I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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