No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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