i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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