Ambien. No doubt about it.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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