Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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