The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
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You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
This is my gift to your gina
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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