no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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